And the saga continues… Via TMZ Chris Brown has just pled not guilty to two felonies — assault and making criminal threats. With ex girlfriend Rihanna nowhere in sight, Brown showed up at L.A. County criminal courthouse to face the music for allegedly beating the crap out of her back in February. Brown is due back in court on April 29. O…K. So Rihanna assaulted herself??? Do you know what? I’m past caring.