Taio Cruz

UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE AND TAIO CRUZ ‘FALLING IN LOVE’ (HAHAHAHA)

October 26, 2011

According to the often laughable Daily Mail, fired X-Factor judge/”singer” Cheryl Cole and producer/singer Taio Cruz  are “falling in love”. Taio is apparently working on washed up Chezza’s new album and the two are now really close. Click HERE to read more…..  Cheryl’s PR team has run out of top male US Hip Hop/R&B acts to link the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogboka to, so they are now reduced to romantically linking her to Taio Cruz, in a bid to generate some much-needed media coverage. Hahahaha! It’s hilarious. So sad. So […]

UK MUSIC NEWS: RENATA DE OLIVERIA NAMED WINNER TO BE IN TAIO CRUZ’S NEXT VIDEO

May 19, 2010

“Equal opportunities employer” and singer Taio Cruz has chosen his next leading lady. Ladies and gentleman introducing *drum roll*  Renata De Oliveira!!!! After a whirlwind submission period, Talenthouse and British singer, songwriter and producer, Taio Cruz, announced today the aspiring model chosen for Talenthouse’s latest creative invite. Renata De Oliveira, political sciences student and model from Brazil who has been living in Vancouver, Canada for the past two years was selected as the winner. ………………………………………………………………………………… So Taio has finally chosen (if that’s […]

UK NEWS: DO YOU WANT TO STAR IN TAIO CRUZ’S NEXT VIDEO?

April 30, 2010

That’s right our resident “equal opportunities employer” Taio Cruz is looking  for an aspiring female model or dancer to appear in his next music video. All you have to do is submit a 60 second video of you walking and dancing to his hit song “Break Your Heart.”  Click HERE for more information. I bet when he receives video footage featuring black female models and dancers Taio “accidently” clicks on DELETE. Oops! Best of luck girls! [Thanks Kaydine]

GALAXY ANNOUNCES FIRST LOVE MUSIC LIVE EVENT IN MANCHESTER – WITH TAIO CRUZ AND CHIPMUNK

April 1, 2010

  On Thursday 8th April, Galaxy Manchester presents an exciting debut event – its first Love Music Live at Sound Control. The invite-only show will feature exclusive live performances from two of the charts’ biggest and most in-demand artists – international singer-songwriter Taio Cruz and multi MOBO award-winning Chipmunk. With number one singles under both of their belts, and Taio recently topping the US Billboard Hot 100 with his single ‘Break Your Heart’, this is an event not to be missed. Love […]

UK MUSIC: TAIO CRUZ – NO OTHER ONE

January 25, 2010

Check out that ‘lover of black women’ / ‘equal opportunities employer’ Taio Cruz and his new video… Taio really is hot stuff – SIZZLING!!! And so macho… I’m suprised the love interest in this  latest video has big lips. Trying something new are we Taio? Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

VIDEO: TOP 5 FAILS OF 2009

December 29, 2009

The folks over at Ragggs.com have compiled a list of top 5 FAILS within the world of UK entertainment in 2009. I am pleased to see that they included that “supporter of black women” Taio Cruz on this list. However he should have gone in at number 1.

UK MUSIC NEWS: 1XTRA LIVE INTERVIEWS TAIO CRUZ

November 30, 2009

The 1xtra live concert took place over the weekend in Sheffield (England) and Mad News was not invited! Can you believe it??? It’s an absolute travesty! I would have given anything to have heard with my own ears, rapper Chipmunk tell a predominately caucasian audience to call him “Munky”.  Ha ha ha! I have to laugh because if I don’t I’ll cry. Anyway check out “equal opportunities employer” Taio Cruz’s interview with I’m guessing a 1Xtra radio personality. I’m sorry I’ve never seen this guy before and I don’t tune in […]

UK NEWS: TAIO CRUZ AND CHRIS BROWN POSSIBLE LINK CAUSES CONCERN / CRUZ’S MANAGEMENT WORRY IT COULD DAMAGE HIS ATTEMPTS TO BREAK THE US

November 26, 2009

The Daily Star reports that  ‘equal opportunities employer’ / singer Taio Cruz, has revealed that he was asked to write a number of songs that were going to be offered to Chris Brown. Cruz revealed that his management decided not to give the tracks away because it could damage his attempts to break the US. Really Taio??? Your management thinks that could damage your attempts to break the US??? Not THIS??? Ha ha ha! Good luck with breaking the US Taio. You’re going to need it!