XXL MAGAZINE FRONT COVER (MAY 2010) NICKI MINAJ & DRAKE
Drake and Nicki Minaj “The Rebirth Of Rap Royalty” – Don’t make me laugh! Nothing but brainwashing going on here. The reality is Nicki Minge is a joke and Drake is OVER-RATED! Via Young Money
FOOLISHNESS OF THE DAY: CHERYL COLE VOTED THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL WOMAN OF THE DECADE
Via MTV UK Cheryl Cole has been voted the most inspirational woman of the decade. The Girls Aloud star has topped a poll by the UK’s leading cosmetic treatment review website with a significant 78% of the vote. Women from across the land voted Chezza as the most motivating lady of the past 10 years – fending off tough competition from Dame Helen Mirren and Oprah Winfrey who finished second and third respectively. The X Factor judge was crowned the winner as 29% of […]
UK NEWS: FORMER SINGER SINITTA SAYS SHE’S ‘PRAYING FOR CHERYL COLE’
And the nation still continues to pour sympathy over poor Cheryl Cole, including has been pop star turned “TV personality” Sinitta. Via Digital Spy Sinitta has admitted that she is praying for Cheryl Cole following the breakdown of her marriage. The ’80s pop singer, who appears alongside Cole on The X Factor, also revealed that she had been in touch with the Girls Aloud star to offer her support. “It’s sad for Cheryl at the moment. I’m praying for her. It’s […]
JAY-Z ‘CO-SIGNS’ JLS
The Jay-Z “co-sign” is the only co-sign that matters these days within the topsy turvy world of music it seems….. According to down market tabloid rag The Sun, Jay-Z claims to have been impressed with boyband JLS’ performance at Tuesday’s Brit Awards ceremony. The rapper said, “I liked JLS, I watched them do their show. They’re a good band and remind me of ‘N Sync, a band who do the boy band thing well. “They put on a class performance and I think they will […]
UK NEWS: SHOPWORKER THINKS SHE LOOKS LIKE LEONA LEWIS, SAYS IT’S RUINING HER LIFE
Delusional shopworker Sasha Gordon is currently having a tough time of it, because she believes she looks like singer Leona Lewis and says “It’s ruining me”. A “distressed” Sasha has now decided to tell her story to The Mail Online. Via The Mail Online When Leona Lewis won the X Factor, it meant that life would never be the same again. Not just for her, but for Sasha Gordon too. Sasha, who bears a remarkable resemblance to the chart-topping star, finds herself mobbed and pestered for autographs whenever […]
DIDDY SAYS HE WILL ALWAYS ‘CHERISH’ JENNIFER LOPEZ
In a recent interview with Playboy music mogul Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs revealed that he still cherishes his former lover Jennifer Lopez. He said, “I met Jennifer and it was a perfect match.” Combs told Playboy. “We definitely loved each other… We’re still cool. “I’ll always cherish her. There are people who come into your life that you’ll always love and respect. She’s definitely one of them,”. “I feel as though we changed each other’s lives.” Yes you changed each others lives Diddy. […]
SHORT FILM: WE WERE ONCE A FAIRY TALE FT KANYE WEST
Filmmaker Spike Jonze and Kanye West put their heads together and came up with the short film We Were Once A Fairy Tale featuring the annoying Kanye. POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasted 11 minutes watching that twat falling around drunk.
MTV 2009 HOTTEST MC’S IN THE GAME TOP 10 LIST
MTV has released their annual Hottest MC’s In The Game list and this year it is truly ridiculous. Seriously I don’t know whether to laugh or bawl out loud. Who sits on the voting committee over there at MTV towers? Who is responsible this mess? I want names!!!! 01 – Jay-Z (NO SURPRISES HERE!!!) 02 – Lil Wayne (*huge sigh*) 03 – Drake (WHY?) 04 – Kanye West (*huge sigh) 05 – Rick Ross (WHY?) 06 – Gucci Mane (THERE ARE NO […]
UK NEWS: CHERYL COLE VOTED CHIEF ROLE MODEL FOR GIRLS
It’s been reported in The Daily Mail today that Girls Aloud star / TV personality Cheryl Cole has been voted chief role model for girls. I personally don’t know whether to laugh or cry! Cheryl Cole, a role model??? The same Cheryl Cole who punched night club toilet attendent Sophie Amogbokpa (pictured below) in the face and then went on to call her a “black f**king bitch”. How soon people forget….. Cheryl you might be married to England football player Ashley Cole who happens to be a black […]
DOCUMENTARY: LIGHT SKIN VS DARK SKIN
This Light Skin vs Dark Skin vehicle is pointless and who are those idiots ‘hamming’ it up for the camera? What was the brief from the director/producer – ‘We want to cause a stir, so say some controversial s**t, because we desperately want this documentary to be a talking point within the community’. Whatever…. The light skin / dark skin ‘debate’ is BORING! MOVE ON!!!!
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