national treasure

PIC: ASHLEY AND CHERYL COLE LEAVE FOOTBALL MATCH IN HIS ‘BRAND NEW’ BENTLEY

Footballer Ashley Cole and his wife the “nation’s sweetheart”, “national treasure” and “alleged” racist/convicted batterer of toilet attendants Cheryl Cole, were both photographed leaving the Chelsea v Portsmouth football match in his ‘brand new’ Bentley (according to The Mail) last night ( December 16th) in London. The Daily Mail is obsessed with Cheryl. You cannot pick up that paper or visit their website without seeing her L’Oreal mug first!  Click here to read yet another licky licky and pointless article about ‘our’ Chezza!  Photograph: The Daily Mail For some reason this photograph []

UK NEWS: ITV 1 CONFIRM PLANS TO AIR CHERYL COLE SHOW

This is getting beyond a joke now! The Cheryl Cole love-fest needs to end!  ITV has confirmed plans to air a Cheryl Cole special. The X-Factor judge, singer, ‘national treasure’, ‘nations sweetheart’ and alleged racist /convicted batterer of toilet attendants show, will be titled Cheryl Cole’s Night In. Via Digital Spy The programme will see the X Factor judge perform songs from her recent solo release ‘3 Words’, as well as feature appearances from acts including Rihanna, Will Young, Alexandra Burke and will.i.am. “2009 has been an incredible []