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BLACK MEN IN CRISIS: FOOTBALLER DJIBRIL CISSE ATTENDS WILL.IAM BASH

QPR striker Djibril Cissé also rocked up to Will.iam’s launch party last night dressed like this…. I didn’t think this man was capable of  looking even more ridiculous with his dyed blond hair and beard. Someone should have torn off those stupid boots and used them to beat some sense in to his head . CLICK HERE to view more photographs of Djibril Cissé and Top Shop tycoon Philip Green’s daughter Chloe who I suspect probably encouraged this ‘Will.iam part 2’ mess [Thanks Yinka]

UK NEWS: PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALLER TITUS BRAMBLE ARRESTED FOR ALLEGED ‘SEX ATTACK’ IN TAXI AND DRUG POSSESSION / SUSPENDED FROM CLUB

Via The Daily Mail A Premier League footballer was suspended from his club today after he was arrested over an alleged sex attack on a woman in the back of a taxi. Titus Bramble, 30, was held by officers in the early hours after the cab driver became concerned by the player’s behaviour towards his fellow passenger. Instead of driving Bramble home, he took the pair straight to a nearby police station and alerted officers. They then arrested the defender, who earns £40,000 []

UK NEWS: TV STAR FIRST TO FACE JAIL OVER TWEETS AFTER PREMIER LEAGUE FOOTBALLER CLAIMS THEY BREACH INJUNCTION

Via The Daily Mail A journalist on one of Britain’s most respected newspapers – who also appears on a widely-viewed BBC programme – could face a jail sentence after naming on Twitter a Premier League footballer who had taken out a privacy injunction. In the first case of its kind, lawyers for the soccer star have persuaded a High Court judge to ask Attorney General Dominic Grieve QC to consider a criminal prosecution against the writer for breaching a privacy injunction. If []

UK NEWS: FOOTBALLER SOL CAMPBELL NOW A MARRIED MAN…

Arsenal defender Sol Campbell married interior designer Fiona Barratt in a romantic country wedding yesterday afternoon. I had no idea Sol was engaged. This news has come as a HUGE surprise. Well….. congratulations….. and good luck Fiona… Click HERE to view more pics….. *Confused*

PIC OF THE DAY: FOOTBALLER SHAUN WRIGHT-PHILIPS AND FRIENDS

Waste of space England players Shaun Wright-Philips and Ashley Cole are currently enjoying themselves on holiday in Los Angeles and the Daily Mail has posted loads of photographs of loser Ashley hanging out with scantily clad women, but it’s this hilarious photograph that caught my eye. They think they look cool. They don’t. They just look like dry British lads trying to flex like hot boy US beefcake (Yeah I love American men). And as for the UK’s Notorious BIG sitting in the wooden armchair… what is that sticking out of his mouth? Click HERE to view more []

QUOTE OF THE DAY: JERMAIN DEFOE

Footballer Jermain Defoe is a clown! I am a bit of a control freak. If I get married, my wife isn’t going out. No way. She’s staying at home. She’s not going out to clubs without me. I’ve already decided the rules, whoever she is. [The Sunday Mirror Magazine – Celebs On Sunday] Click HERE to read the full interview. I wonder if Jermain was actually being serious when he said this…. Then again it might explain why none of his ‘relationships’ stand the test of time, []