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MADONNA LOSES ADOPTION BID

Madonna’s application to adopt a second child from Malawi has been rejected, according to court sources.  Madonna’s Malawi Adoption Is ‘Denied’ The pop star will not be allowed to adopt three-year-old Mercy James, ruled the High Court in the capital, Lilongwe. Court registrar Ken Manda said the singer’s bid to adopt the girl – previously believed to be aged four – had been rejected because Madonna is not a resident of Malawi. Continue Reading… Oh that’s a shame. Well at least there will []

P DIDDY ADVISES MALE FRIENDS TO ‘WAX DOWN BELOW’

* I believe this story because he has talked about waxing himself before. Anyway…. According to The Metro newspaper Sean ‘P Diddy’ Combs advises his males friends to ‘wax down below’. He reveals, ‘When you see some guys, I am like “Dude, let’s sort it, please”. …………………………………………. WHY is Combs taking an interest in the state/mass of a next man’s pubic hair????? Why are his eyes focused on that???? The man is just offkey! *kissing my teeth*

VIDEO: LIL WAYNE – ‘PROM QUEEN’

What is this FOOL doing??? I hate it when successful artists convince themselves that they can put any old crap out there and get away with it. So he really is going to inflict a “rock” album on the world…. GREAT! I feel the urge to just snatch that electric guiter from out of his grip, so that I can then beat him with it.    Do us all a favour Wayne – STAY IN YOUR LANE!!! The ‘why Hip Hop is dead’ lane! Your thoughts please…..

QUOTE OF THE DAY: KANYE WEST

  “My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.” Just go away Kanye… please just go away. Lock yourself in a dark room, lie down and get your mind right. …and take that bald head gyal with you!

LONDON FASHION WEEK 2009: KANYE WEST ATTENDS VIVIENNE WESTWOOD RED LABEL SHOW

I hoped Kanye would keep his arse home, but I guess that was wishful thinking on my part! Kanye attended the Vivienne Westwood Red Label Show last night ( Feb 21st) with his ‘muse’ Amber Rose. According to blogger Ondo Lady Kanye and Amber arrived with body guards in tow. *rolls yes* Go away Kanye and take your side show with you. Amber ‘I’m going to enjoy my 15 minutes’ Rose, designer Vivienne Westwood and Kanye. Photographs: Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images/D Martindale/WireImage

PICS/PRESS CONFERENCE: RUSSELL SIMMONS ANNOUNCES HIS APPOINTMENT AS EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF GLOBALGRIND.COM

*Rolls eyes* Yet another individual who gets under my skin, and who permanently has his head stuck up his backside. Mogul Russell “fact finder/Mr I think I’m an authority on everything” Simmons called a press conference today (Jan 28th) to announce that he has appointed himself Editor-In-Chief of his website Globalgrind.com.  As usual, he felt it was necessary to create some form of fan fare by calling a press conference, flanked by famous faces, in a bid to generate interest in his latest endeavour! Russell just loves to call a press conference. I bet if he []

KANYE WEST ATTENDS PARIS FASHION WEEK (MENSWEAR)

Kanye West attended the Lanvin fashion show during Paris week  Menswear Autumn/Winter 2009 event, last night (January 25th) Oh the shallowness of it all…… Kanye West surrounded by fellow wankers. Kanye with the crypt keeper/designer Karl Lagerfeld TWAT! Photographs: WireImage/Eric Ryan

RUSSELL SIMMONS BLOGS – DEFENDS HIS CHOICE IN GIRLFRIENDS

Old Russell ‘fact finder’ Simmons has taken time out to defend his choice  in girlfriends….. Note: while I was searching for a politically correct photo for this blog I found one of the beautiful model Kiara at my Diamond Empowerment event who I have known for ten years. And no, we are not dating-I’m not THAT lucky. It seems that almost every week since I have been single there is a headline on some black internet site that says something like “Russell Simmons []

ARROGANT FOOL OF THE DAY: KANYE WEST

“Your prayers have been answered!! There’s a new version of Love Lockdown coming. We used new taiko drums and I re-sung it… it’s being Mastered now….” (An excited Kanye blogs about the new version of the track ‘Love Lockdown) “Your prayers have been answered” – is he taking the piss??? I don’t want to hear a new version of that mess Kanye! ‘Love Lockdown’ will work when you remove your vocals. *kissin teeth*