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Janice aka Miss Mad News

FUNNIEST “ADVICE” OF THE DAY: RELATIONSHIP COACH HAS SOME ADVICE FOR SINGLE BLACK WOMEN…..

Self proclaimed relationship, dating and lifestyle coach Des O’Connor who has been accused of lacking the qualifications to coach anyone apparently once claimed that the best way for black women to meet good black men is to… “Sit by the toilets in a night club if you want to find a good black man”  www.desoconnors.com [Thank Nessa] *Still crying with laughter* Your thoughts please…..

UK TV: BRITISH NIGERIAN COMEDY ‘MEET THE ADEBANJOS’ COMING TO SKY (THE AFRICA CHANNEL) ON APRIL 6TH

Season 1 of the hit online comedy  sitcom Meet The Adebanjos will air on The Africa Channel (Sky 268) from the 6th April at 9pm. Meet the Adebanjos follows the day-to-day life of a modern British-African family living in the heart of South London.  At the helm is larger-than-life patriarch Bayo (Wale Ojo – Johnny English Reborn, The Guard) who regularly clashes with his wife and two teenage children. Their problem with him is his frequent mishaps and dated, traditional African values which Bayo []

VIDEO: MARY J BLIGE STARS IN NEW BURGER KING COMMERCIAL

The new US Burger King commercial features singer Mary J Blige promoting their new Crispy Chicken Snap Wraps. …. Hahahahahahahaha. Your thoughts please. UPDATE: The commercial has caused outrage. People (including Mary’s loyal fans) keep asking the star WHY??? Due to the backlash the commercial has been removed from various sites including YouTube. Yes… it’s that deep.

YOUTH VOTE LONDON CELEBRITY TRAILER

Youth Vote London’s celebrity supporters stress how important it is to vote in the mayoral election this May. Join the voter registration rally on 14 April at Ministry of Sound. Register here: http://youthvotelondon.eventbrite.co.uk/ http://www.bitetheballot.co.uk/youthvotelondon/ http://communitychannel.org/london360 http://uprise.org.uk/ http://spiritoflondonawards.com/ … I hope that the celebrities featured in this trailer who are encouraging the youth to go out and vote actually go out and vote themselves come May.

LOL OF THE DAY: WOMAN SAYS ‘THERE IS A DOWNSIDE TO LOOKING THIS PRETTY’

Check out this hilarious article posted on The Daily Mail website today. Meet Samantha Brick…. According to delusional Samantha it’s not easy being pretty.  She says, While I’m no Elle Macpherson, I’m tall, slim, blonde and, so I’m often told, a good-looking woman. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks. Continue Reading and view more photographs of this “gorgeous” []

STAGED PICTURE OF THE DAY: ALEXANDRA BURKE

Singer Alexandra Burke was photographed over the weekend frolicking on a beach in St Vincent wearing a shirt bearing the name of her alleged “boyfriend” footballer Jermain Defoe. Click HERE to view more photographs…. What is wrong with this woman? I see Alexandra doing all this foolishness to get attention, desperate for us to believe that she and Defoe are actually an item, yet he remains strangely silent.

UK NEWS: CHILDREN’S COMMISSIONER CONDEMNS ‘DAGGERING DANCE’

Channel 4 News can reveal that a popular Caribbean dancing style used by adults, known as ‘daggering’, is sexualising the dance floors of a much younger generation. Teenagers as young as 11 are modelling sex acts and rape, in the form of daggering, on the dance floor with their peers. Deputy Children’s Commissioner Sue Berelowitz said: “there’s not a lot separating that kind of behaviour from actual violent, coercive sex.” Footage seen by Channel 4 News [see above] shows an under-18s club []

UK NEWS: ‘REGGIE YATES SECRETLY DATING TOP MODEL JOURDAN DUNN’… SO SAYS THE DAILY MAIL

According to the increasingly ridiculous Daily Mail website TV and radio personality Reggie Yates is secretly dating model Jourdan Dunn. The website reports that when asked about his love life Reggie said, ‘Up until this point I haven’t openly spoken about who I date. I’m single but I’m definitely dating at the moment. ‘I’m having fun but there’s definitely one person who I’m spending a fair amount of time with. I met the girl I’m dating two years ago. We were texting []