PR ANTICS: GLAMOUR WOMEN OF THE YEAR 2014 (WINNERS LIST)

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*HUGE SIGH*

How does Glamour Magazine continue to get away with this?  How do they get away with producing such a laughable awards ceremony each year that attracts A-list celebrities straight down to the Z – list?

Last night the always stupid Glamour Women Of The Year award ceremony took place at some swanky venue in London. 

Check out the always questionable winners list below:

Outstanding Contribution
Nicole Kidman – Sorry I am confused. What has Nicole Kidman done that would be considered an “outstanding contribution?”
 
UK Solo Artist
Paloma Faith – *rolls eyes*

Fashion Designer
Simone Rocha – Never heard of her.
 
TV Personality
Naomi Campbell – I love Naomi but would I have given her TV personality of the year? No!
 
Film Actress
Sally Hawkins – Never heard of her.
 
Presenter
Emma Willis – Her name sounds familiar.
 
Hero 
Davina McCall – Hero? Why is Davina a hero? Is it because she co-hosts a show that reunites families? Or is it because she sheds buckets of tears during Comic Relief after watching footage of starving/suffering Africans?
 
Editor’s Special
Taylor Schilling – Never heard of her.
 
Man of the Year
Sam Claflin – Never heard of him.
 
Entrepreneur 
Alexa Chung – What is this woman’s occupation now?
 
International TV Actress
Emily Vancamp – Okay she is really good in the US drama ‘Revenge’.
 
Theatre Actress
Billie Piper  – Billie Piper isn’t a particularly good actress and everyone knows this Glamour.
 
Icon Award
Helen Mirren – I don’t have a problem with Dame Helen Mirren, she is a good actress. But the arse kissing needs to stop people.
 
UK TV Actress 
Jenna Coleman – Never heard of her.
 
Writer
Helen Fielding – Helen is a decent author.
 
Band
Little Mix – Oh please…..
 
Accessories Designer
Katie Hillier – Never heard of her.
 
Breakthrough
Lily James – Her name sounds familiar.
 
Radio Personality
Fearne Cotton – Didn’t she win last year?
 
Film Maker
Lake Bell – Never heard of her.
 
International Solo Artist
Taylor Swift – *yawn*
 
Comedy Actress
Sarah Hyland – This is the young actress who stars in the US hit sitcom ‘Modern Family’ which is hilarious but I wouldn’t go as far as crowning her comedy actress of the year. 
 
Columnist 
Jane Moore – Her columns are nothing to write home about. 
 
Sportswoman
Christine Ohuruogu – Okay. 

It is becoming increasingly obvious that the publisher of Glamour Magazine has a “business relationship” with winners.

2 replies »

  1. Sally Hawkins is a decent actress (currently in Godzilla, most famous for Happy Go-Lucky and Blue Jasmine), Taylor Schilling is the lead in Orange is the New Black (I only know this due to Tumblr) and Jenna Coleman is the current companion, Clara Oswin, on Doctor Who (as a Whovian, I must know every Doctor and companion, apparently she used to be on Emmerdale).

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