How does Glamour Magazine continue to get away with this? How do they get away with producing such a laughable awards ceremony each year that attracts A-list celebrities straight down to the Z – list?
Last night the always stupid Glamour Women Of The Year award ceremony took place at some swanky venue in London.
Check out the always questionable winners list below:
Nicole Kidman – Sorry I am confused. What has Nicole Kidman done that would be considered an “outstanding contribution?”
UK Solo Artist
Paloma Faith – *rolls eyes*
Simone Rocha – Never heard of her.
Naomi Campbell – I love Naomi but would I have given her TV personality of the year? No!
Sally Hawkins – Never heard of her.
Emma Willis – Her name sounds familiar.
Davina McCall – Hero? Why is Davina a hero? Is it because she co-hosts a show that reunites families? Or is it because she sheds buckets of tears during Comic Relief after watching footage of starving/suffering Africans?
Taylor Schilling – Never heard of her.
Man of the Year
Sam Claflin – Never heard of him.
Alexa Chung – What is this woman’s occupation now?
International TV Actress
Emily Vancamp – Okay she is really good in the US drama ‘Revenge’.
Billie Piper – Billie Piper isn’t a particularly good actress and everyone knows this Glamour.
Helen Mirren – I don’t have a problem with Dame Helen Mirren, she is a good actress. But the arse kissing needs to stop people.
UK TV Actress
Jenna Coleman – Never heard of her.
Helen Fielding – Helen is a decent author.
Little Mix – Oh please…..
Katie Hillier – Never heard of her.
Lily James – Her name sounds familiar.
Fearne Cotton – Didn’t she win last year?
Lake Bell – Never heard of her.
International Solo Artist
Taylor Swift – *yawn*
Sarah Hyland – This is the young actress who stars in the US hit sitcom ‘Modern Family’ which is hilarious but I wouldn’t go as far as crowning her comedy actress of the year.
Jane Moore – Her columns are nothing to write home about.
Christine Ohuruogu – Okay.
It is becoming increasingly obvious that the publisher of Glamour Magazine has a “business relationship” with winners.