Beyoncé fan John Barry has started an online petition calling for the star to stay away from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding.
At present the petition has 250 signatures.
As you all know by now Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have sadly been in the news for their “engagement”. Kim Kardashian and her disgusting family are known for their rise to fame for doing absolutely nothing. Aside from being a famous whore Kim has decided to get knocked up by notorious jackass Kanye West and now are planning to get married. Now we must do all in our power to stop Beyonce from attending that god forsaken wedding, since her husband Jay Z is BFF’s with Kanye he probably wants both of them to go. Beyonce should not be forced to go and sit through that torture while surrounded by the Kardashian pigs. Beyonce do not go to that wedding you don’t have to do it to please that whore and her jackass fianceé. Do us a favor Bey and rain check that train wreck of wedding.
Here are a few ways to get out of going:
1. Extend The Mrs Carter Show World Tour for as long as possible- Be on tour for their wedding. Tell them your busy and business always comes first.
2. Blue Ivy has the flu- You can’t attend a wedding when your baby is sick.
3. You have something better to do- You are Beyonce you always have something better to do than to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.
4. Say that you have a meeting with the President and the First Lady- Who would say no to the president, especially when your other choice is to attend a Kim Kardashian wedding.
5. Simply say no- Tell the bitch no. Simple as that.
Hope these tips help in your decision making Bey.
BTW if you do go to their wedding do us all the favor and throw a knife at that bitch.
I love this type of tongue in cheek humour (John cannot be serious). Tip number 5 kills me every time.
If you wish to sign this hilarious petition click here.
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