RIDICULOUS: OUTFIT OF RACHEL UCHITEL, THE 1ST ALLEGED MISTRESS OF TIGER WOODS TO BE AUCTIONED OFF

I received this press release today from a PR company and they should be ashamed of themselves.

This has to be the most ridiculous press release ever written.

Outfit of Rachel Uchitel, the 1st alleged mistress Tiger Woods to be auctioned off !!
 
A New York City nightclub owner has the VIP Hostess outfit of Rachel Uchitel, the 1st alleged mistress of superstar golf player Tiger Woods. Club owner JE Englebert will announce a press conference soon showing off the garment and announcing his plan to auction it off on Ebay.com to donate the funds to a domestic abuse charity. “When Woods and his wife decided to go clubbing at 230am in the morning this turned into domestic abuse”  ”They apparently couldn’t decide between using the wood (tree) or the iron (fire hydrant)” says Englebert. Englebert received the garments from one of his waitresses who want’s to keep anonymous whom worked with Rachel at TAO Las Vegas where Rachel was a VIP hostesses.

Englebert you are a sad, sad, sad man,  and Recognition PR you need to find some new clients!

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