UK MUSIC: ALESHA DIXON – ‘THE BOY DOES NOTHING’

UK MUSIC – THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY

Former Mis-Teeq group member and ‘Celebrity Strictly Come Dancing’ winner Alesha Dixon’s new track ‘The Boy Does Nothing’ (taken from her forthcoming album ‘The Alesha Show’), premiered today, and is exactly what I expected from Alesha.

Irritating, weak, radio friendly, mainstream bubblegum pop. And I doubt that the other tracks on her album will sound any different.

I have nothing against the woman, but she needs to forget about pursuing a music career. She simply does not have what it takes.

I am putting this track in to my BAD file.

Track via That Grape Juice

Your thoughts please…

32 replies »

  1. This is awwwwwwwwwful.

    I got a man with two left feet ! Does he wash up ? does he clean up ?

    Me too, nothing against Alesha, but just do tv presenting or something, she’s good at that very articulate, but singing – na rubbish !!!.

  2. omg…WOw… SELL YOUr BATTY, I’m laughing but I shouldn’t be, @ ty,..in my dreams… hehe!

    haven’t heard it yet as I’m at work, but as soon as I get home I’m put that bad boi on loud speaker!

  3. what more mainstream than Misteeq, Jamelia, Leona, I’m not defending here, just asking?… perhaps she should stick to being a tv personality, Im really how talented is she, everybody has talents & gifts, but it’s not a good look when you try and do something in an area where your talents don’t lay… i.e. her singing?

  4. “what more mainstream than Misteeq, Jamelia, Leona, I’m not defending here, just asking?… ”

    Alesha Dixon LOL!

    She should become a TV presenter, or perhaps work behind the scenes. But forget the singing/performing.

  5. Oh dear!

    Dare I say I think I’d rather listen to her rapping/chatting/emceeing or whatever you wanna call it. But singing is certainly not your thing sweetie.

  6. @ Janice

    BTW I was cracking up and near choking on my crisps when you said in a previous post, in which I quote: “She can’t sing to save her puny” LMAO

  7. And by rights shouldn’t the former lead vocalist from Mis-teeq (Sabrina) have a solo deal by now. She was the one who had the voice, and wrote some of their tracks.

    Or doesn’t her attractive, dark skinned face fit the script?

  8. thats it janice thier skin colour limits them, how marketable are is she, think about estelle talent our now talent she had to fly the cop for her break and she was doing alot musically over here, but wasn’t never gonna get the attention she deserved… in fact lets count how many successful, black, dark skinned artists are having success over here right now…

    ermmm… I’m stuck on 0.5

  9. Sabrina recorded a solo album that was meant to come out during the summer, but it was slated for an independent release so that says it all really.

  10. – ” thats it janice thier skin colour limits them, how marketable are is she, think about estelle talent our now talent she had to fly the cop for her break and she was doing alot musically over here, but wasn’t never gonna get the attention she deserved” –

    @ fr – So true, but I better not talk too much and agree with you too loudly, cos the last time i tried to break out on this subject, i got character assassinated on another blog about Estelle. Lorrrrrrrrrd !!! Fu-kries…

    How many chances has Alesha had to kick start her solo career , far too many….. the singing talent is just not there… For christ sakes even Posh Spice has given up. Put down the mic na. lol !!!

  11. (raising my hand trembling)
    I like Alesha Dixon! I haven’t heard many things from her cause I’m in the US of A, lol, but the Knock Down song was cute to me.

    (walking to the corner to sit without anyone having to tell me to)

  12. HEHE, I heard he’s making a come back, Mark Morrison, damn LMAOLARO (laughung my ass off loud, and rolling over)

    Agnes I hear you, I’m glad estelle is doing her thing, just a damn shame she couldn’t do it here you know,…

    @ Janice, I’m behind you 100%, hear nose is straight-ish, but what about the chick from sugababes, how did she get on, hummm? lol

    and my sister from all saints, damn I miss that group, they were ain’t still, musically I’m on about,

  13. Keisha from the Suga Babes slipped through the net. Shaznay from All Saints talented song writer, but resorted to getting a nose job at the height of their fame.The others got all the attention. But Shaz made the real money.

  14. Oh Alesha, just listened to the track, first few chords, very, very lame. Stick to Strictly, or presenting, maybe try a bit of acting. Leave the singing to those who can. Said with Love. 🙂

  15. why’s everyone hating
    at least she’s got records out
    i quite like the song
    if anyone replies to this i’ll just air you lmao

  16. i like this song!
    and about the singing, if rihanna with her frog voice can sing and success then alesha can too!!!!!

  17. I like the song its catchy and puts a smile on this ole face. So what if its ‘bubblegum’? It beats rapping about guns and gangs anyday. Alesha has the personality to pull it off. I hope it’s a hit.

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