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“His camel ass at parties wearing shades and s**t and people can’t even get water!! I guess he figures he did his part.

…and he probably doesn’t care cause camels can go without water for a long time…”

(My loyal visitor DCs Finest’s response after reading the news that Jay-Z received an award last night, for his “visionary leadership” of the ‘Water For Life’ project from the United Nations)

In reality though DC and myself know that he did nothing.  Jay went to Africa, toured and made a lot of money, visited the poor, carried a bucket, left and hasn’t been back since.)