MY MAD WEEKEND SIGHTING….

 

I witnessed the strangest sight this past weekend. It was also disgusting and I actually feel quite queasy just thinking about it….
 
Whilst on my way home after spending an enjoyable day, out and about shopping with a good friend of mine, a man who happened to be walking a couple of yards in front of me caught my attention. 
 
At first I couldn’t quite take in what I was seeing.  I just kept saying to myself ‘no that can’t be what I think it is… it can’t be… can it?  I then braved a second look and it most certainly was!!!!
 
The man had a long strip of toilet paper hanging from the back of his trousers, and it trailed behind him, like the train of a wedding gown. And to top it of, the toilet paper was soiled….
 
When I saw that I did an around about turn and took the scenic route home.
 
Now I’m guessing that he had not long performed a bowel movement, wiped, but then failed to realize that the used toilet paper hadn’t reached the toilet bowl and was in fact attached to his clothing – there blowing in the wind for the whole world to see.
 
But how could he not have noticed???
 
It was truly bizarre (smh)
 
South London gets more and more disturbing as each day goes by……
 
 
 
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