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UK NEWS: JOHN TERRY WILL NOT APPEAL MATCH BAN FOR RACIALLY ABUSING ANTON FERDINAND / ASHLEY COLE FINED 90K

BBC News reports that Chelsea skipper John Terry has released a statement telling the world that he will not appeal against his four match ban for racially abusing QPR player Anton Ferdinand. Terry called Ferdinand a f**king black c**t during a match in October 2011. In a statement released via his representatives Terry said: “After careful consideration, I have decided not to appeal against the FA judgment. “I want to take this opportunity to apologise to everyone for the language I used in the game []

UK PR MOVES: FOOTBALLER ASHLEY COLE JOINS TWITTER

It has been an interesting couple of weeks for Chelsea FC star Ashley Cole. First he rocked up to Westminster Magistrates’ Court to defend his team mate, “good friend”, master and nasty piece of work John Terry. Then he was called every name under the sun including a “sell out”, “fassy” and a “choc ice”. The mainstream media who up until this point hated Cole because he cheated on his former wife Cheryl Tweedy  (“nation’s sweetheart” and the convicted batterer of Sophie Amogbokpa  ) then suddenly LEAPED to his defence. []