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UK NEWS: SOULJA BOY FANS BOMBARD FAMILY’S PHONE

HILARIOUS!!!!! Thousands of music fans have been bombarding a family from Oldham, (Manchester, England) with calls – ever since their telephone number featured on a rap track. US rap artist Soulja Boy included the ex-directory number in his latest hit, Kiss Me Thru The Phone. Since its release, Gerry Matley and his wife Catriona Howard Smith have been getting about 60 calls a day from fans hoping to talk to the 18-year-old star. They said some of them even sing the song down the phone. []

FUNNY TRACK OF THE DAY: THE NOTORIOUS BIG – ‘PLAYA HATER’

‘Playa Hater’ is taken from Biggie’s sophomore album ‘Life After Death’.  When I first heard this track I could not stop laughing, and Puffy’s contribution kills me every time. I’m just sorry that Biggie didn’t live to make a video for this track, and to drop it as a single.  Reading some of the comments on YouTube it’s clear that ‘Playa Hater’ has gone over some folk’s heads (how I do not know). They actually think that Biggie and Puff were being serious when they recorded this track. LOL SMH.. Favourite line: “Wake up, take off []

LMAO PICS OF THE DAY: SEAN ‘DIDDY’ COMBS IN SERIOUS S**T!

While out styling and profiling Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs failed to spot the steaming pile of dog doo doo on the pavement and stepped right in it. It couldn’t have happened to a more deserving person 🙂 I really don’t know how they both (especially his security) missed it…. LOL!!! I’m surprised his man mountain of a security guard didn’t get down on his knees, and scrape off the bottom of Diddy’s pretty gold trainers (sneakers) with his bare hands. Photographs: INF DAILY

VIDEO OF THE DAY: DIPSET’S FORMER MANAGER (BIG JOE) PUTS HIS FORMER CLIENTS ON BLAST AND TALKS ABOUT THE UK INCIDENT…..

About a week and a half ago I posted the news that while on tour in London, rapper Juelz Santana had a run in with some “promoters”. Four years ago the “promoters” foolishly handed over 70k in cash to Dipset’s management at the time (Big Joe) and in return, Camron, Juelz and the rest of the crew were supposed to fly over to these shores to perform for their fans. This never happened. Juelz stated that he didn’t know anything about the 70k or the missed UK shows and steered the []

INTERVIEW OF THE DAY: VBS MEETS YOUNG JEEZY

This interview is hilarious. The interviewer (Thomas Morton) is just taking the piss and I love it! He could never have been serious LMAO!!!!!  “Do you ever eat boiled peanuts?” “Are you done teaching?” LMAO!!!!! The awkward silences, Jeezy’s face and body language – LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! “There is very little I can say about Young Jeezy. I mean that more in general than in either a “that you don’t already know” or “to add to the discussion” sense. I know that he is a rapper, he’s evidently a popular rapper, []

WOMAN SUES VICTORIA SECRET CLAIMING THONG INJURY

Macrida Patterson and her lawyer Jason Buccat A woman who says she was hurt by her thong panties when a metal clip flew off and hit her in the eye has sued Victoria’s Secret, saying in a TV interview on Thursday that the injury caused her “excruciating pain.” Macrida Patterson, a 52-year-old Los Angeles traffic officer, told NBC’s “Today” show that she suffered cuts to her cornea from the small piece of metal that had been used to secure a rhinestone heart onto []

R.KELLY TRIAL: LAWYER ATTEMPTS TO SLIP HIS CD TO R.KELLY (SMH….LMAO!!!!!!!!!)

Last Friday a lawyer was kicked out of the Cook County Criminal Courts Building after trying to give his CD to R. Kelly in the courtroom where the singer’s child pornography case was taking place. According to the Chicago Tribune, attorney Mike Roman approached Kelly while the singer was sitting alone at the defense table. The local criminal-defense lawyer, who fronts the Latin rock band, Mike Roman and the Tellstars, offered Kelly a free copy of his CD “Cha Cha Time.” “No, []

TRACK OF THE DAY: DIVA AVARI – ‘F******G B***H’

I am at a loss for words………….. All I can say is, You Tube you’re the Devil……(smh….) LMAO!!! WARNING EXPLICIT LYRICAL CONTENT, IF EASILY OFFENDED THEN DO NOT CLICK ON PLAY!!! Spotted @ where else….. Crunk & Disorderly I like the dance tracks that Diva has featured on her Myspace page. Check out Diva Avari @ Myspace