Day: December 1, 2011

TWEETS OF THE DAY: TINCHY STRYDER WANTS TO HIRE ‘ TWO NEW BLOGGERS’.

Rapper Tinchy Stryder is looking for two new bloggers and also wants applicants to send him copies of their CVs (Curriculum Vitaes).  Why? Only God knows. Anyway no word yet on whether the successful applicants will be paid for their services. But I am guessing that the only “incentives” will be: – Blogging for a well known UK rapper and attending the odd event/after party. Yo peeps, I'm looking for 2 new bloggers. Please send your cv's to Info@tinchystryder.org ASAP… Let's Go!!! — Tinchy Stryder (@TinchyStryder) []

MAD NEWS OF THE DAY: FATHER HIRES PROSTITUTE AND HIS DAUGHTER TURNS UP

A married man hired a prostitute and got that shock of his life when he opened the door only to find his daughter standing in front of him. Via New Zimbabwe Titus Ncube collapsed in shock and his  20-year-old daughter fled sobbing in horror after the hotel room encounter. The dad-of-three later apologised to his wife,  but admitted their marriage was going through a “difficult period”. His daughter is no longer a vice girl and is  returning to school in Bulawayo. Ncube, of []

UK NEWS: CUSTOMER FINDS LIVE FROG IN HIS NANDO’S CHICKEN WRAP

LOL!!! Oh dear.. Oh dear Nando’s. Via The Evening Standard Ross Dance took a bite of his Nando’s chicken wrap and sensed something was wrong. Unable to chew through it, he asked his fellow diners to excuse him as he got it out of his mouth at the restaurant in Victoria. To his horror he found the foreign object was a four-inch live frog and he was biting its leg. He spat it out but thinks he swallowed the limb. Accounts manager []