Usain Bolt of Jamaica shattered his own world record in the 100 meters dash on Sunday with a time of 9.58 seconds at the World Championships in Berlin.
Bolt’s record was 11 tenths of a second faster than his previous world record of 9.69 seconds, which he set at last year’s Beijing Olympics.
In the eagerly awaited race, his closest rival was Tyson Gay of the U.S., who ran the race in 9.71 seconds. Source
9.58 seconds! Usain Bolt is a BEAST!!!
Congratulations!
Click here to watch Hitler’s response to Usain’s win [thanks Andrew LOL]
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MAD NEWS UK 
Usain and Lance Armstrong are not human.
They’re robots from the planet Brolick.
LOL
I noticed how sly the Metro newspaper were in reporting this with “Even Monkey Can Get A Levels” printed in bold letters relating to another article above his picture. Racsim hidden in plain view.
I saw that too….lol…. I thought hmmmmm… should I be offended? I wonder if they received any complaints?