DESPERATE TIMES: BLACKBERRY APPOINTS ALICIA KEYS AS IT’S NEW GLOBAL CREATIVE DIRECTOR
Struggling smart phone giant Blackberry announced earlier today that they have appointed singing superstar Alicia Keys as their new ‘Global Creative Director’.
Blackberry hopes that her appointment to the post will help “inspire the future” of the company.
Keys said she previously was a BlackBerry power user, but she left the platform after noticing sexier phones at the gym. For a while she had two phones, but Keys has now moved back to just a BlackBerry.
1) Whose bright idea was it to give Alicia ’Girl On Fire’ Keys this job and why???
2) WHAT EXPERIENCE does the singer, songwriter, piano player and iPhone fan have???
I want to see a copy of Alicia’s job description, her hours of work and salary. If anyone happens to have this please email to firstname.lastname@example.org
Blackberry CEO Thorsten Heins is living in cloud cuckoo land if he seriously believes that Alicia Keys can turn the company’s fortunes around.
The Samsung S3 is taking over the game. It’s a wrap!