Archive for December 19, 2011


December 19, 2011 13 comments

The Parlour website reports that in a recent article published in Dutch magazine Jackie the author thought it would be a good idea and ‘hip’ to call singer Rihanna a ‘NiggaBitch’.

Read the ridiculous piece below (translated in to English).

“She has street cred, she has a ghetto ass and she has a golden throat. Rihanna, the good girl gone bad, is the ultimate niggabitch and displays that gladly, and for her that means: what’s on can come off. If that means she’ll be on stage half naked, then so be it. But Dutch winters aren’t like Jamaican ones, so pick a clothing style in which your daughter can resist minus ten. No to the big sunglasses and the pornheels, and yes to the tiger print, pink shizzle and everything that glitters. Now let’s hope she won’t beat anybody up at daycare.”

“But Dutch winters aren’t like Jamaican ones”.

Rihanna is from Barbados not Jamaica. Idiots!

What a load of ignorant rubbish!

Then comes the Editor-In-Chief  “apology”.

Dear readers,

First: thanks for all your responses. We are of course very fed up over this and especially very shocked. However I’m glad that we’re engaging in a dialogue on this page — not everybody does that. Thanks for this. Other than that I can be brief about this: this should have never happened. Period.

While the author meant no harm — the title of the article was intended as a joke — it was abad joke, to say the least. And that slipped through my, the editor-in-chief’s, fingers. Stupid, painful and sucks for all concerned. The author has been addressed on it, and now I can only ensure that these terms will no longer end up in the magazine. Furthermore I hope that you all believe there was absolutely no racist motive behind the choice of words. It was stupid, it was naive to think that this was an acceptable form of slang — you hear it all the time on tv and radio, then your idea of what is normal apparently shifts — but it was especially misguided: there was no malice behind it. We make our magazine with love, energy and enthusiasm, and it can sometimes happen that someone is out of line. And then you can only do one thing: apologize. And hope that others wish to accept it.

From the bottom of my heart I say it again: we never intended to offend anyone. And I mean that.


Eva Hoeke

*shaking head*

I blame Hip Hop for this mess – Hahahahahahaha.

And as for you Eva… you are are fooling no one luv!

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December 19, 2011 5 comments

Tinchy Stryder

Tabloid rag The Sun reports that Tinchy Stryder has signed up to appear on Celebrity Big Brother which starts in January on Channel 5.

According to the newspaper the makers of CBB were desperate to get a ‘British rapper’ to sign up and approached Chipmunk first. But he declined their offer.


Showbiz can be a cruel beast. One minute you’re sitting on top of the world enjoying A and B list status, then in a few short years you find yourself agreeing to appear on Celebrity Big Brother.

But who knows… we might see a different side to Tinchy’s personality in the Big Brother house, which could benefit him in the haul.


December 19, 2011 5 comments

Celebrity gossip magazine NOW has voted N-Dubz star and X-Factor judge Tulisa Contostavlos ‘Woman Of The Year”.

Showbiz correspondent and professional brown noser Dan Wootton presented her with the award.

What exactly has she done to deserve this accolade? Did they give this award to Tulisa because she keeps making her X-Factor winning group Little Mix “goat curry” and  “peas and rice”?

This is just comical. NOW Magazine is a joke.

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