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Miquita Oliver

Oh dear,  it looks like annoying TV presenter Miquita Oliver is in a spot of bother….

Via Yahoo TV

T4 presenter Miquita Oliver was reportedly suspended from the show after she was caught swearing about a singer.

The Daily Mirror reports that US singer Ke$ha’s management heard Miquita calling the star a four-letter word following a backstage interview at the NME Awards.

An insider told the paper: “Miquita was having a really bad day. She blurted out the angry words and thought no one had heard her. She didn’t mean anything personally, it was a spur of the moment thing.

Over-rated new artist Ke$ha

“They (Ke$ha’s management) complained to Miquita’s bosses who dealt with her straight away. She was given a serious telling off, and told to take some time off.” Continue Reading…..

For a start I don’t understand why this Ke$ha is so popular. I just don’t get it.  She’s rubbish and needs to disappear.

And as for a troubled Miquita, who constantly appears on screen looking like she spent the night sleeping in dustbin cart, and thinks her interview style is “witty”, well I can’t say she’ll be missed.

Madness!

Via The Daily Mirror

A man has been fined for assaulting a policewoman with his private parts.

Self-employed engineer Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his manhood, forcing her to dodge.

A court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember the offence. Continue Reading…..

This must have been extremely traumatic. I wonder if the policewoman received counselling afterwards…..

Former music mogul Damon Dash tipped off the paparazzi and arranged for them to take some photographs of him and his daughter out and about.

Damon looks like a mere shadow of his former self.

Damon Dash

Via Rhymes With Snitch

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Rapper/”singer” Estelle is doing the rounds promoting her new single “Freak” and some other stuff….

Enjoy!

Singer Akon has created his own scent called Konvict, and the bottle is “imaginatively” shaped like a handcuff.

Via Luxist and Rhymes With Snitch

Konvict Femme combines notes of lemon and mandarin with vanilla and almond musk. Konvict Homme has fresh notes of bergamot and lemon with an earthy base of sandalwood and cedar. Each sells for $41.95 and10% of the proceeds will go to Akon’s Konfidence Foundation which is “dedicated to increasing public awareness of the conditions in Africa.”

A scent called Konvict with a bottle made in to the shape of a handcuff….

Terrible just terrible!

And the man has the blasted CHEEK to try and deflect from the suspect marketing of this product  by bringing Africa and his charitable organisation in to it, so that it gives the impression he’s doing some good.

Rubbish!

Your thoughts please….

Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

Vula

Talented songstress Vula and producer Ben Jones have come together to form DivaGeek and have released their first track, ‘Sunday’.

As far as I am concerned Vula (who also sings for Basement Jaxx) should be enjoying the same solo success and support that Amy Winehouse, Joss Stone and Duffy (to name a few) have all enjoyed in this country and overseas.

Industry executives should have embraced this woman years ago. Vula ain’t no joke! Vula can SING!

But we all know how it works in this country……

Anyway check out the brilliant ‘Sunday’.

I love it!

Your thoughts please. Hit or Miss?

Rapper Jim Jones has announced that he will teach high school students in New York City.

Via Sohh.com

I’ll be teaching for eight weeks, I’ll be teaching a real curriculum, right now they’re actually going back and forth with the Board of Education to see what goes on and sh*t. I fully don’t know the whole logistics of everything — it’s definitely going to be fun…I’ma have to go home the weekend before and write out my lessons — this will be the funnest class you can go to and sh*t but you gonna learn a lot. We all went to school, n*ggas didn’t like homework, but we knew every single song that was out. Word for word, ad libs, all that…I think they’ll get this common sense. Music 101 I guess [is the course title.]

When it comes to education I am serious like a judge!!!

Read Jim’s quote and then watch the video.  Does this look/sound like a man who is taking the role of educator seriously???

Does anyone know what the man will be teaching because he doesn’t seem to know!

Why would the public school system encourage this foolishness???

Is there a shortage of qualified teachers in New York City???

This really is dumbing down at it’s finest.

If I was told that Jim would be coming in to “teach” my child  I would be appalled!

I would demand to know from the Board of Education why a rapper whose lyrics, lifestyle and attitude are questionable is coming in to “teach” my child for 8 weeks and not a qualified educator. 

I would want members of the board to explain to me how they think Jim’s classes will benefit my child in the long run.

And then I would remove my child from that school and work my fingers to the bone to send her/him to a private school.

The Board of Education obviously don’t care about the kids who are being educated within the public school system. If they did this would not be happening.

Via The Mail

An award-winning video director repeatedly raped his daughters to create a ‘pure’ bloodline that would survive Doomsday, a court has heard.

Aswad Ayinde, who won an MTV award for directing The Fugees’ ‘Killing Me Softly’, fathered six children with his daughters from the mid-1980s until 2002, New Jersey prosecutors said.

Many of the rapes took place in an abandoned funeral home. He even delivered the babies himself in a bid to keep his depraved plot secret. Continue Reading….

This poor excuse for a human being is obviously possessed by the Devil.

Sick just sick. They should castrate him.

And his wife, their mother knew about the sexual abuse. She says “He was having regular relationships with all the girls. I wasn’t fighting back. I was afraid to fight back”.

The authorities should lock her coward backside up too.

Worthless woman!

Look at the state of this foul little fool!

Photograph: South Bed News - Charles Law

Via The Metro

Moustachioed Charles Law was trying to avoid paying for a ticket when he was challenged by Zimbabwe-born Hilton Materke.

The 50-year-old grabbed the rail worker at Elstree and Borehamwood station in Hertfordshire last July and told him that a black man should not ask a white man for a ticket.

He said: ‘You’re a f*****g ******. You have no right to ask me for a ticket. You are a black man. I am white. You *******.’ continue reading….

Deranged Charles should be thrown in to a time machine and transported back to 1950s Mississippi.