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It was brought to my attention last night that the international promotional poster for the newly released film Couples Retreat starring African-American actors Faizon Love and Kali Hawk is terribly misleading.

A friend told me that Faizon Love and Kali Hawk both have relatively big roles in this film. But you wouldn’t know that from looking at the promotional poster created for the international market.

Check out the differences between the US market and the International market posters below. 

The poster created for the US market.  OK so Faizon and Kali have been deliberately placed right at the back (you can just about see them) but at least their names have been included in the list of credits above.

Poster created for the International market (currently seen in Britain and the rest of Europe). Faizon and Kali’s images and names have been removed from the poster!

I would like an explanation! 

I look forward to hearing from you Universal!

Racism at it’s finest folks!

LOL…. *shaking my head*

BNP leader Nick Griffin

Oh goodie I can now join the BNP (British National Party)! 

I’m about to make my way down to BNP HQ because  I want to become the first black woman to sign up as a member. 

I’m about to make history folks! 

Is the Klu Klux Klan now going to be forced in to allowing black members to join their cancerous organisation too?

If so where do I sign up????

Via The London Evening Standard

The BNP (British National Party) will be forced to admit black and Asian members after a legal victory for the Government’s Equality and Human Rights Commission which will end the party’s “white only” policy.

In a court order issued today, the party agreed to amend its constitution to ensure that its membership rules no longer discriminate on grounds of race, religion or any other “protected characteristic” specified under equality legislation. Continue Reading

I cannot stop laughing!  This is ridiculous! 

Why force them in to amending their constitution?  What does the government hope to achieve by doing this?

Is the black community supposed to feel wanted/accepted now?

The BNP is a blatantly racist organisation, and us British black folk all know where we stand with them, which in my opinion has always been a good thing.  I for one like to know where I stand with people.

And besides who in the black community secretly haboured hopes of one day becoming a BNP member???

OK apart from perhaps our resident “equal opportunities” employer Taio Cruz and some of our black football superstars, who else in the black community and in their right mind wants to become a member of the BNP???

Hahahahahaha!

This is truly hilarious!!!

If you can think of anyone in the spotlight (black) who you think may join then please let me know.

Sister and brother Yolanda and Theo Molemohi

Via BBC News

Two children who died after being found unconscious in a flat in Manchester were strangled, tests have revealed.

Theo Molemohi, aged two, and his four-year-old sister Yolanda Molemohi were found by their mother at the flat in Whalley Range on Wednesday.

The pair were taken to hospital where they died later.

Their father was arrested, but is in hospital after collapsing in police custody. He was separated from the children’s mother.

Det Supt Geoff Wessell, of Greater Manchester Police (GMP), said the children had spent the weekend with their father. Continue Reading…..

If the father is guilty then what could have possessed him to do such a wicked thing?

Rest In Peace little ones.  

Robbie Williams on The X-Factor this past weekend

Those of you who tuned in to the X-Factor this past weekend will have seen Robbie Williams’ perform his new single Bodies and then laughed out loud!

Robbie who looked like a man possessed, has now blogged about his poor performance on the show and has the nerve to blame a door…

Via Holy Moly

“I wasn’t as nervous as I thought I was going to be… until the friggin sliding door wouldn’t open.I don’t know if you saw but I had to wedge it open myself. That wasn’t part of the show that was pure brute strength.

“So there’s a bad start. I had a whole pose planned and what not. But that went out of the window.”

“Then the mouth opened and by the grace of the big man himself the right words fell out… Oh praise be! I’m in!

“So pleased… I think the boy’s back.”

It has now become clear that his various stints in rehab have been a waste of time and money.  The man was completely off his face on Sunday night.

All those years of bad mouthing your former band mates (especially the jibes directed towards a down on his luck (at the time) Gary Barlow) while your solo career sky rocketed. All those years Robbie…. and now look at you.

Your last album FLOPPED spectacularly in 2004, you’re now practically begging to reunite with your former band mates in Take That who are on FIRE right now, and Alexandra Burke’s single Bad Boys is currently out selling your comeback single Bodies.

Oh how the mighty have fallen!

You are so OVER!  

Click here to watch Robbie’s X-Factor performance

Host June Sapong

Via Digital Spy

Psychic medium Derek Acorah will attempt to contact Michael Jackson in a live séance on Sky1.

Two newly commissioned shows, Michael Jackson: The Live Séance and Michael Jackson: The Search For His Spirit, will air in November.

June Sarpong will host the events, which aim to give fans “a final chance to connect with their hero”. The séance will apparently take place at a secret location which was once inhabited by the ‘Thriller’ popstar. Continue Reading

What in Obeah/Juju HELL is going on here???

Sky 1 is this how low you will stoop to generate ratings???

And as for you June Sapong - you should know better!

I cannot believe she agreed to host this madness.

Just leave the man alone to rest in peace!

The young and talented Londoner VV Brown graces the cover of Nang! magazine. In this edition she talks about how important it is to be a good person, boys, music and fashion.

There’s also an EXCLUSIVE interview with the Mayor of London Boris Johnson, Comedian/Actor Jason Lewis best known for his ‘Too many weave’ sketch, Rupert Everrett, the rising stars of Youtube (including Maleka best known for her funk house track ‘Go’). Also interviews with Kyla and Killa Kela plus a brand new section called ‘We heart these’; which showcases the best of what to wear this Autumn. In addition, loads of reviews on books, movies and music.

[Thanks Ronke]

Javine and Harvey during "happier" times.

Javine must be really desperate for the attention, sympathy and dough.

It was always going to end in tears dear! Move on! Focus on your daughter and the future. 

Via The News Of The World

STRICTLY Come Dancing star Alesha Dixon’s hip hop ex-husband MC Harvey is today branded a SERIAL love rat who cheated on her with SEVEN women during their year-long marriage.

New judge Alesha will be devastated by our revelations – until now the former Mis-Teeq singer has blamed sexy Eurovision star Javine Hylton for stealing her man and wrecking the relationship.

But it’s Javine herself who is now telling all on So Solid Crew rapper Harvey after dumping him over his bedhopping and violence.

Now in hiding with their one-year-old daughter, Javine told us: “Harvey is a serial womaniser with a big problem. He cheated on Alesha with A LOT of women. I did her a big favour by taking him off her hands – and after three horrible years, boy do I regret it.” Continue Reading….

Javine’s in hiding and Harvey’s various lovers were afraid to blab about his cheating ways.

Wow I had no idea Harvey was such a ‘gangster’…..

Via Punch Bowl Blog

Paris Vogue editor Carine Roitfeld and photographer Steven Klein are today facing backlash over their decision to photograph Dutch born model Lara Stone in blackface for a 14 page editorial in their October issue. Continue Reading….

Dutch born model Lara Stone

Shipping in tons of brown thick mud to smear all over the bodies of caucasian models.

Hmmmm….Interesting move… interesting….

Vogue really hate the idea of hiring black models to grace their coveted pages don’t they?

Hahaha!

I have to laugh at this foolishness.  I’m surprised they didn’t go as far as sticking full lips and a wide nose (molded out of plaster taken from a live black model and then dipped in mud) on Lara, just to give that extra dash of ”ethnicity” .

Nothing shocks me anymore and I am actually past caring.

Continue to be controversial and bordering on offensive Vogue. I’m a big girl I can take whatever you throw at me.

Click here to view more photographs of this blacked up ”African Princess”…

SHABBA is back!

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