UK TV: HOLLYOAKS CASTING CALL

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Popular channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks, is currently searching for the next new face of Hollyoaks!

If you are female and think you have what it takes to make it in the hit Channel 4 soap, then click here to find out more about this fantastic opportunity.

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I am a huge Hollyoaks fan but I’m going to have to be brutally honest here….

Most of us who watch Hollyoaks should know by now that they don’t cast based on acting ability.  It’s all about the “VISUALS”.

The casting director/producers already know who they want and who they DON’T want.

So let’s not waste time or beat around the bush here.

If you’re an attractive black British female, and of a dark skinned complexion then the chances of you becoming the “new face” of Hollyoaks are pretty slim. 

If you’re an attractive black British female and of a light brown skin complexion, then there is a slight possibility that you might be considered for this role, but not seriously.

If you’re attractive and of mixed-race origin with strong European features, then you stand about an 80% chance of winning this role, because on British TV this is nearly always the acceptable face used to portray black British women.  Just ask Angela Griffin

If you’re attractive, Caucasian and brunette with dark eyes, then you stand about a 95% chance of winning this role.

If you’re attractive, Caucasian and blond then you don’t need to utter a single word during your audition. Congratulations! Welcome to Hollyoaks!

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  1. LOL This is so true. Hollyoaks is full of blonde failed catalogue models. I used to love watching it on a Sunday morning but now I can’t bear to. The storylines and lousy acting is fill me with despair.

  2. Always drama in that one litle village. Can’t remember the last time there was a black face, oh there was that mixed-race girl called Olivia (i guess you have a point with the ‘light skin effect’) – she died in a fire…ok then.

  3. Seen photos here and there, never watch it, but they were only young attractive(plastic looking) pple. Lol
    Well, sir Allan Sugar is looking for 16 and 17yr olds to participate in the apprentice(junior show). Not sure when but all r welcome. He’s looking for kids with potential apparently.

  4. Are they looking for extras? Cause I need to get paid before I go home for the rainy season. Ahh…Hollyoaks, where every bird’s a blonde & the guys are half/certified crazy, horny, and gullible. Chester, like Waford, is a fictionised place I never want to live.

  5. i love all these programmes that are designed to ignore me and people like me…..
    its fine….. i have never met any one that resembles the type of black character that they choose to portray in these programmes… and i probably wouldnt get along with them .. COS THEY DONT EXIST… LOL!!! OF COURSE THEY DO…
    BUT HEY!!!
    keep it up uk.. keep it up THERE MUST BE A REASON FOR WHY YOU TRY SO HARD TO MISREPRESENT BLACK FOLKS SO WELL!!!
    THERES GOT TO BE A PLAUSIBLE REASON .. ONE DAY I WANNA HEAR IT FROM THE HORSES MOUTH!!!
    ONE DAY!!!

  6. Dear Ty

    We producers must continually uphold the high standards of the Caucasian race and fortunately another race always must bear the burden of our onslaught. The black race is the most convenient race to utilise and pillage, after all, we in the media must continue to uphold the phallacy that black people are good for nothing and that it was the white man which made you what you are today, this is what draws in figures and we are money motivated. These type casts of blacks are also how alot of us feel in the media circuit about blacks in general.

    Please, don’t be offended by our stance on this issue. Sure we know that there are alot of dim witted folks out there who will actually believe the hype but hey, its all about figures and cash. Our white youth must have a sense of superiority as we view them as better and more intelligent than yourselves. If your people are going to be so retarded and behave like criminals, then that gives us a perfect opportunity to multiply your negative image. We must keep you down, you cannot be allowed to have a sense of hope. We must also continue to mud your history, rewrite and remove large chunks from it.

    We know who you really are, we know that you are the children of the people written of in the bible but we’ve managed to give you religions instead and place you under our control. Look at you, we have mudded your waters so badly that 5 people in a household can be following 5 different religions. We give you the information we choose is best for you You see, the media side of it is the smaller scheme of things, we have to continue to put out there a degenerate image of the black man in order to exhalt our people. The black male in particular is our enemy, he cannot be allowed to find out who he is and gain and foothold. We have spent millions upon millions to hide this information from him via media propaganda. He must be derailed from a very young age, told he is worthless and encourage on his path of darkness. We are the final evolution in cycle of man, we will evolve to god hood, you will return to the dust as nothing because you are exactly that.

    In the grander scheme of things with the coming New World Order, the black race has no place and will not fit in with the new program, so we have plans to exterminate most of you. We have already started with HIV and supplying your people with guns and drugs. We have also bio weapons which are race specific. When the supermarkets run out of food, the banks shut down and the race wars begin, we are going to enjoying killing you and raping your women for years. I hope this clears up any confusion Ty, Holly Oaks is a small piece of a much larger puzzle.

  7. Thank you Ty. You can see though that this is not far from what is happening with our people. For some reason, they don’t want us to stand up, as if they are afraid of something.

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